![]() ![]() "Right now, we serve our Montana tendergroins a lotta ways. If Clinton, Montana was taken over, I doubt the local festival would be high on everyone's list of priorities. No, the weird part is that Casey wants to put the festival on while all this is happening. I've eaten pig's feet and chitlins, so I can't judge. "" is a working URL that will take you to Rock Creek Lodge's official site, which includes information about the event. "Testy Festy" is actually the real term people use. ![]() There is a fairly famous Montana Testicle Festival that this is based on. Note, the weird part here isn't that there's a testicle festival. "Maybe the cultists are right?" you think to yourself. To get the right kind of flavor, you need specific testicles. He wants you to collect the bull testicles for the festival. ![]() Despite the fact that you probably should get back to freeing the people of Hope County from an invasion force, Casey still needs more help. What were you doing with the key, man? The festival cart.Īnyways, you get the key and bring the cart back to Casey. Vultures are carrion eaters, meaning they mostly eat dead things. How did this happen? Kenny doesn't really explain it and I'm not sure I would want to know anyways. No, from local Florida Man Kenny Hyde, who has lost the key to his garage inside a vulture. Not from cultists of course, because they have better things to do, like subjugate an entire county. The Testy Festy is one of the few times the community comes together for what makes 'em happiest: scarfing down cowboy caviar," he explains to the player, sending you on the mission 'Testy Festy'.įirst, you have to retrieve Casey's Testicle Festival cart. Fall's End Annual Testicle Festival is a decades old tradition. Sure, there are armed cultists within a few miles, but what Fall's End really needs is a chance to get drunk and scarf down bull testicles. Once you free the small town of Fall's End, Spread Eagle bar cook Casey Fixman decides that the annual festival is what the town needs in order to come together. Welcome to one of Far Cry 5's weirdest missions. What about the items needed to put on the town's local festival? Probably not at the top of the list, right? And what if that local event was centered all around the consumption of bull testicles? What's first on your list to restore a sense of safety and normalcy in the townsfolk? Food, water, or perhaps weapons? Working, rugged vehicles to allow the townsfolk to patrol or materials to build defenses? What's your first step in this new reality? The occupation has been broken, but the town isn't completely free yet. ![]()
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